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mkaiser323:

It’s fun to chant “Bloody Mary” into your car’s side mirror three times and watch her jog and try to keep up.

Being a dick even to demons

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decomfortable:

I want money

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power

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and glory

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lyingmary:

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imnotpooping75:

where did noah keep his bees

IN THE ARK HIVES

Get the fuck away from me right now

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barack-o-llamas:

well would ya look at that

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inhuemane:

barack-o-llamas:

well would ya look at that

THIS IS MY FAVORITE PICTURE ON THE INTERNET

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